I chuckled

[The Dong]

punkdISCO wrote:
> - its 100% hardcore urban riding; only girls ride off road..
> ;-)

Please choose your response from the selection below and write your 
first and second choices in the space provided:

A) I'll be your girl, you can teach me the route!
B) F'ck off, numpty!
C) You wouldn't know a girl if you just ate one!
D) There are no real roads around here, it's Scotland.
E) I can be a girl, sometimes, if you like, don't hurt me!

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Heya, heh ;)