Amazon "person" reviews

[Ron West]

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example -

This chainsaw worked OK at first. I was using it to edge the lawn and
it did a pretty good job. Not quite as clean as I would have liked but
you can't beat the price. Well, I got to the end of one side of my
lawn, and I wanted to turn it off. Not knowing how to do so (I didn't
really read the directions), I just tried to grab the blade and stop
it with my hands. Boy was that a bad idea! Now I don't have any
fingers and I had to buy that $900 dictation software so that I can
still use my computer. I really should have paid attention to that
label that said "do not attempt to stop blade with hands", but who
really pays attention to that stuff? The worst part about it is that I
can't do my job anymore and I can't even sue the company that made
it(something about putting a warning label on the product removes
their liability). Yeah, I saw that warning label and it wasn't
kidding! I will never "attempt to stop blade with hands" again!

-- 
Ron

The finger thing means the taxes.

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