Unfortunate accident?

[The Dong]

I think it would get my goat if a bunch of folks were pelting me with 
beanbags and rocks. Don't they know to never approach a goat from the 
front, a horse from the back, or a fool from any side? The article is 
quite poorly written. If you put a silk dress on a goat it is a still a 
goat.

Anyway, here's a link to one version of the article:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-11562054

Now off to get me a bowl of coffee before I turn into a goat.
I shall then be as victorious as a rabid goat ;)