help needed :-)

[The Dong]

Perry Winkel wrote:
>> Wow, hang on a second, you mean it doesn't stand for 'Most Annoying 
>> Computer'? Damn.
> 
> indeed Mac stands for 'more apple crap'

MAC

'May Actually Collapse' IN-TO-SHit.
'Mainly Accrued Credit'
'Most Assume Compatibility'
'My Aunties Calculator' (my ace cutey)
'Mighty Ass Computer'
'My Anal Contraption'

An Apple Mac sounds like the posh desert course down at your local evil 
clown restaurant.
I type restaurant, but really mean overly fat, dead cow mixed with 
sawdust and water house. Cardboard crisps anyone?

'We're not fat, we're Mac'nourished' ;)