tesla

[The Dong]

Jay Vaughan wrote:
> Needs more cowbell.

It needs to tell the truth. In the hype elsewhere, it can do 250+ miles 
on a charge and costs less, or more than quoted. Once you add the proper 
seats, roof and wheels, body kit, chassis and motor (extra) it's going 
to bankrupt you (welll.... I lied on that bit, a little)


A solid platinum cowbell dangling from a rope laced with pure stands of 
white gold.

Let's face it.
It's too expensive and massages the very fake testosterone g-spots to 
attract the highest (and most wasteful) power consumers into pretending 
to be doing something to help save the planet yet still stroke their 
dingle conspicuously at every red light and whizz off quietly (but no 
less environmentally damagingly, just the damage has been shifted to 
another environment).

I want the VW beetle model that costs $16,000, does twice the distance 
on a charge, but takes a whoppingly slow 10s to reach 60.

;)

"This isn't a battery!! It's an ESS! (Energy Storage System)!!!!"
"This isn't a very simple integrated circuit with sections lifted from 
the pages of a 50 year old teach yourself electronics book!! It's a PEM 
(Power Electronics Module)!!!!"
"This isn't my fist!! It's a PIF! (Punch In Face)!!!!"

This page says it all:
http://www.teslamotors.com/learn_more/foreign_oil.php

Of all the reasons to buy a hotrod electric sports car, to help reduce 
terrorism (war and the probable collapse of the world) caused 
predominantly by man's greed for wealth, luxury and speed is not top of 
any ignorant bastards list..

"If everyone bought this car, we'd still bomb the shit (or head-on 
coldly threaten to bomb the shit) out of Iranian civilians. Just to 
remind them that the gas and oil is only there so that our plastic water 
bottles and shit plastic Chinese xmas toys are cheap enough we can 
afford fast cars, smokes, drink and drugs and to bribe vacuous trollops 
with fat, whining, greedy kids conditioned to reach out for the most 
marketed, highest cost sneakers, clothes and everything made in foreign 
lands by the lowest paid workers on the planet who don't even bother to 
hope to afford any of the pointless shit they export."

Yeah. Go!! Go!! USA!!"
Yeah. Go!! Go!! Those couple of millionaires in my home town stupid and 
pretentious enough to actually buy one of these cars and drive it on the 
road, but never when it's raining or after the roads have been gritted 
or on bumpy, potholed roads (50% of the roads)

Ok, so it's a glorified go-cart for use on the track in the back.

"Excuse me Esso garage man. Where do I plug in for my $1 full tank of 
ECG? (Electric Car Gasoline)"

Pinch that salt!!
I don't care, really ;)
Just here for the typing exercise.

Cheers.
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