Uk electoral thingy

[The Dong]

Don't t(h)read on my tentacles, Earthling! wrote:
>  From the continent we're wondering since day one why UK came in? And  
> when UK will go away at last ;)

In all this time, the people never went anywhere! :)

Maybe Scotland will eventually get the right to be a country again and 
join up with our Euro-oddities, much like the part of the Irish not 
owned by the English did. We have much to offer; like fatty foods based 
on throw away animal parts, butch men in skirts blowing into animal 
parts and throwing sticks and animal parts about, smoked animal parts 
and beverages filtered with animal parts and that mouldy old drink with 
no animal parts.
With some oil and gas and highly changeable weather we can create huge 
excesses of power for our dwindling population of humans, dwindling red 
squirrels pummelled under needless and unwanted road constructions and 
semi-wild deer populations. Most of the people here are drunk whenever 
possible and die with pickled and tarry body parts unsuitable for any 
post mortem scientific purposes, but are friendly and stable enough 
right till that merry day of departure; to be freed from centuries of 
bondage. Yeah, whippety whip crack!

Sounds like a perfect addition to the Euroteam!?
Acceptance into the fray?

:)