C++ sucks

[Jay Vaughan]

DISPLAY "the best thing i've read on this thread yet .."
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On Nov 23, 2007, at 12:10 PM, The Dong wrote:

> IDENTIFICATION DIVISION.
> PROGRAM-ID. Hands up who is bored by all this ranting?
> AUTHOR. Jay Vaughan
>
> DATA DIVISION
> WORKING-STORAGE SECTION
> 01 REPLY PIC 9 VALUE -(-(boring++)).
> 01 PETER PIC 9 VALUE ZEROS.
> 01 Result PIC 99 VALUE ZEROS.
>
> PROCEDURE DIVISION.
>
> ACCEPT REPLY.
> MULTIPLY REPLY BY PETER GIVING Result.
>     DISPLAY "I think this thread is worth ", Result.
>     STOP RUN.
>
> REM ;)
> REM Although I studied computers and programming, I'm really rather  
> glad
> REM it never became a career after the first real project burned me  
> up.
> REM I had a knack for C, but these days even the thought of  
> programming
> REM anything from the ground up in C/++/# gives me acute ergophobia..
>
> /
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Jay Vaughan