C++ sucks

[The Dong]

IDENTIFICATION DIVISION.
PROGRAM-ID. Hands up who is bored by all this ranting?
AUTHOR. Jay Vaughan

DATA DIVISION
WORKING-STORAGE SECTION
01 REPLY PIC 9 VALUE -(-(boring++)).
01 PETER PIC 9 VALUE ZEROS.
01 Result PIC 99 VALUE ZEROS.

PROCEDURE DIVISION.

ACCEPT REPLY.
MULTIPLY REPLY BY PETER GIVING Result.
    DISPLAY "I think this thread is worth ", Result.
    STOP RUN.

REM ;)
REM Although I studied computers and programming, I'm really rather glad 
REM it never became a career after the first real project burned me up.
REM I had a knack for C, but these days even the thought of programming 
REM anything from the ground up in C/++/# gives me acute ergophobia..

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