Beer

[The Dong]

Hmm. Smoking ban _definitely_ reduces drinking in pubs by approaching 
10% on top of a growing trend of 'enforced' healthy living, further tax 
rises will cut profits even more (as predicted).
Prohibition will swiftly follow (lol, maybe not, no need with such 
nannying bolstered by wealthy dogooders invested in nicotine patches and 
dependency counselling)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7102937.stm

Beer! Come back! :)