I got some Rock Beat Sticks for Christmas

[The Dong]

Andrew Robinson wrote:
> Basically, these are 2 plastic toy drum sticks, each with a motion

I bet you were wishing for two of these instead?

http://www.engadget.com/2009/11/23/stylophone-beatbox-electronic-beats-machine-hands-on/

I was ;(
I suppose socks, pants, Japanese kitchen knives and whisky will have to 
do. I least I have something to cut off my fingers with, dull the pain 
and for someone else to wipe up the mess :)