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Gert van Santen EMAIL HIDDEN
Tue Sep 18 13:01:41 CEST 2007


The Dong schreef:
> Jay Vaughan wrote:
>> Needs more cowbell.
> 
> It needs to tell the truth. In the hype elsewhere, it can do 250+ miles 
> on a charge and costs less, or more than quoted. Once you add the proper 
> seats, roof and wheels, body kit, chassis and motor (extra) it's going 
> to bankrupt you (welll.... I lied on that bit, a little)
> 
> 
> A solid platinum cowbell dangling from a rope laced with pure stands of 
> white gold.
> 
> Let's face it.
> It's too expensive and massages the very fake testosterone g-spots to 
> attract the highest (and most wasteful) power consumers into pretending 
> to be doing something to help save the planet yet still stroke their 
> dingle conspicuously at every red light and whizz off quietly (but no 
> less environmentally damagingly, just the damage has been shifted to 
> another environment).
> 
> I want the VW beetle model that costs $16,000, does twice the distance 
> on a charge, but takes a whoppingly slow 10s to reach 60.
> 
> ;)
> 
> "This isn't a battery!! It's an ESS! (Energy Storage System)!!!!"
> "This isn't a very simple integrated circuit with sections lifted from 
> the pages of a 50 year old teach yourself electronics book!! It's a PEM 
> (Power Electronics Module)!!!!"
> "This isn't my fist!! It's a PIF! (Punch In Face)!!!!"
> 
> This page says it all:
> http://www.teslamotors.com/learn_more/foreign_oil.php
> 
> Of all the reasons to buy a hotrod electric sports car, to help reduce 
> terrorism (war and the probable collapse of the world) caused 
> predominantly by man's greed for wealth, luxury and speed is not top of 
> any ignorant bastards list..
> 
> "If everyone bought this car, we'd still bomb the shit (or head-on 
> coldly threaten to bomb the shit) out of Iranian civilians. Just to 
> remind them that the gas and oil is only there so that our plastic water 
> bottles and shit plastic Chinese xmas toys are cheap enough we can 
> afford fast cars, smokes, drink and drugs and to bribe vacuous trollops 
> with fat, whining, greedy kids conditioned to reach out for the most 
> marketed, highest cost sneakers, clothes and everything made in foreign 
> lands by the lowest paid workers on the planet who don't even bother to 
> hope to afford any of the pointless shit they export."
> 
> Yeah. Go!! Go!! USA!!"
> Yeah. Go!! Go!! Those couple of millionaires in my home town stupid and 
> pretentious enough to actually buy one of these cars and drive it on the 
> road, but never when it's raining or after the roads have been gritted 
> or on bumpy, potholed roads (50% of the roads)
> 
> Ok, so it's a glorified go-cart for use on the track in the back.
> 
> "Excuse me Esso garage man. Where do I plug in for my $1 full tank of 
> ECG? (Electric Car Gasoline)"
> 
> Pinch that salt!!
> I don't care, really ;)
> Just here for the typing exercise.
> 
> Cheers.
> Test.
> Testing..
> Testing...

You had way too much coffee ;-)

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